Hi all. My name is Carrie, the other half of "206 love connection." Last year, I lost a bet, the terms being that I'd have to dedicate a blog post to my roommate Yujin. Since about 90% of my body is composed of laziness, this is something I didn't get done.

At least that's the excuse I gave. Friends, I have a confession to make.

I am not actually a student at Northwestern University. Over the past quarters, you may have noticed my unusually high levels of adroitness, cunning, and keen perception--I mean I'm pretty much overflowing with these things so it's been hard to hide. It's both a blessing and a curse. I am actually a spy, an informant if you will, to a super secret agency. I'm sure this comes as a surprise to you, but think about it: these long arms would be absolutely wasted on academia.

I was sent on a mission to study the one and only Yujin. After four quarters, I'm pretty much an expert, yet I've become burdened by feelings of guilt. I suppose we've become quite the pair, and I cannot, in good conscience, maintain this illusion any longer. And so, as direct action against my agency (which will most likely lead to my violent death but idk it should be aight), I will reveal my findings on Yujin HERE ON THIS BLOG!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!

Yujin, Then and Now: A Case Study

Part 1: Childhood

Most of what I know of Yujin's childhood has been communicated to me merely through various stories and folklore. But despite this drawback, I feel like I've got a pretty accurate rendering of this period.

If you don't believe this is Yujin you are so wrong

Yujin's teacher, Mr. Irwin, received the most of her high-energy, jaunty attention when she would raise her hand and call out her famous catchphrase, "MR. EHRRRWYNNN." An example of this can be seen above in this actual moving photograph of young Yujin. During this time of her life, Yujin could also be seen galavanting along the hallways, thumbs under the straps of her backpack, generally acting a fool.

Unlike Yujin, almost nothing is known about her younger brother, Youngjin. He is the unsung mystery of this story, one I know we all wish we could sing.

Part 2: High School

Though difficult to glean information about Yujin's high school years because she so inconsiderately removed all pictures of herself on Facebook from that time (WE ALL KNOW WHAT HIGH SCHOOL WAS LIKE YUJIN YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TAKE IT ALL DOWN), I still managed.

I've been steadily picking up hints here and there about Yujin's high school era. It's taken a while, but I feel I've finally gathered enough information to present a thorough understanding of what we're really dealing with when we talk about Yujin aged 14-18. Here's a composite sketch I've done:

Certainly the most accurate portrayal you'll find of highschooler Yujin

Part 3: Yujin Now

One word: DRAMA.

On a scale from one to those comedy/tragedy drama masks, Yujin is definitely those comedy/tragedy drama masks. When I think about Yujin, all I can do is gaze out the window into the dusk and sigh, "so drama."

This blog post is draining my energy so I'll just leave you with some random facts. Yujin also goes by the name, "Poojin," and on the occasion, "Poojina Maengmaeng." She is part of the "Da Tou" club because her head is abnormally large and round like a big belly. She is a confident rapper. She was distraught to find that Carrie still used Snow Leopard OS and forced her into Mountain Lion, even though Carrie has since been on numerous sites where people agreed that Mountain Lion was a downgrade. Wasn't worth my $20, I will tell you. Snow Leopard 4evr.

To sum up, Poojan's pretty great and I'm glad we are roomies and friends. The bounty hunters will probably be coming for me now but if it's Christoph Waltz then it's totally welcome. SO FINE FOR BEING 56 YEARS OLD.

AGED LIKE FINE WINE AMIRITE

Carrie